HAY!


Any of you dangers know how to get off this fucking dragon island thing?

I want to go get some shoes and there's no fucking stores here.

And we want to help kick some fucking spider ass!

Well, yeah...but shoes are more important.

But KELLLLYYYYYYYY I want to fight!

Well, I wanna get some fucking shoes!

But we probably have to fight before you can get shoes.

...Fine. But as soon as we're outta there we're going to get some shoes.

Ugh, this sucks. I was so looking forward to buying some new shoes.

Way to play a deck move, universe, you fucking bastard.

And what the fuck is this betch following me around for? Dumb shetbag dragon saying we're partners. Yeah right! That's not happening.